I Didn’t Know Romeo was a Rapper

“I felt like our love story is a love story for the ages. I felt like when we first got together it was like a Romeo and Juliet kind of thing where it’s like she’s a reality star and I’m a rapper.”

Side note: I usually don’t include editorial comments about my quotes, and I’ll keep this short. Has Kanye read Romeo and Juliet? Does he even know how that love story ends? What does Romeo and Juliet have to do with a reality star and rapper? Oh, I could say so much more, but I won’t. I’m sure you’re all thinking the same things I’m thinking. I would be interested in hearing your thoughts.

 

And Then Break One

“I’m getting ready to start a habit.”

Why Ever Not, Indeed?

“A lot of bad writers are making lots of money. Why not me?”

This Quote is Verbatim

“What’s the use of a good quote if you can’t change it.”

We All Do It Sometimes

“Dancing gingerly between genius and insanity.”

So There

“I don’t want to grow up, and I don’t have to because I’m an adult and I make my own decisions.”

You Are

“I want to be unique, just like everybody else.”

Oh, That Explains It

“You’re talking to a fantasy writer. I do weird.”

Love That Snooze Button

“The first thing I do when I wake up is go back to sleep.”

Oh, That Word is Sooo Wrong

“If he thinks that, he has a huge misconsumption.”