“I felt like our love story is a love story for the ages. I felt like when we first got together it was like a Romeo and Juliet kind of thing where it’s like she’s a reality star and I’m a rapper.”

Side note: I usually don’t include editorial comments about my quotes, and I’ll keep this short. Has Kanye read Romeo and Juliet? Does he even know how that love story ends? What does Romeo and Juliet have to do with a reality star and rapper? Oh, I could say so much more, but I won’t. I’m sure you’re all thinking the same things I’m thinking. I would be interested in hearing your thoughts.