Anyways

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“I mean, why else would you paint your walls black.”

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Forget History

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“And the rest, as they say, is none of your business.”

Well Said

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“This will do you a world of good, and all of us could use a world of good.”

Wrong Word

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“He can’t do that, he’s decapitated.”

Which Homer are You Talking About?

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“All that stuff written by Homer wasn’t written by Homer, it was all written by another man – named Homer.”

From an Actor at the End of a Long Run

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“I’m going to miss this show. Well, not the show, just the people. Well, not really the people either.”

Overheard at a Restaurant (It Almost Sounded Logical)

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“I have to go to the bathroom. Don’t let them take my order.”

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