Who’s the Most Self-centered of Them All?

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– “You make me sound like a narcissist.”
– “If the mirror fits…”

All of Them?

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“I had some stupidity issues, but I fixed those.”

I Like What You’re Saying

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“Stargazing is one of the most profoundly human things one can do. But perhaps we must more frequently tear ourselves away from the mystery and beauty of the starry heavens above, and rather inspect, admire and foster the moral law within.”

Side note: Jack Gleeson plays Joffrey Baratheon on Game of Thrones. He is also a student of Theology and Philosophy at Dublin College. He gave a talk at Oxford Union about how he hates the celebrity culture. Many of the things he said were very profound. The quote above was his closing remark, and I love it.

It’s Working

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– “What have you been working on?”
– “My sarcasm.”

You Know What Assuming Does

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– “Can I assume that it’s no big deal?”
– “You can assume anything you want.”

Ouch

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“Those Komachi knives are really good. I didn’t even feel it when it went through my thumb.”

Is That a Direction?

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“We’re all going the same direction – the future.”