Every Child is a Genius – According to Their Parents

“If we could tell a child’s intelligence by when their teeth came in that would be… well, weird.”

I Always Wondered

“A nerd is just intelligent, and a geek is a personality affront.”

So are Men (Did I Write That Out Loud?)

“Rats are very intelligent… for rodents.”

Maybe You Shouldn’t Be

“I am very secure in my intelligency.”

What Do You Mean by Intelligent?

“I’ve been trying to sound more intelligent, but to no avail.”

That’s Why You’re on Reality TV

“I’m not too bright, but I’m okay with that.”

Looks Can Be Deceiving

“I want to know it enough to look smart, but not enough to really know it.”

The Intelligence of a Software Engineer

“I don’t know what it does, but it does do it.”