In Other Words, Your Idea is Wrong

“I’m sure Sherilyn’s idea of what it is is very different from mine, because Sherilyn knows what it is and I don’t.”

Right Here in River City

“We’ve got a problem, with a capital ‘P’ and that rhymes with ‘T and that stands for ‘trouble.”

Yesterday I Thought I Knew Everything

“I guess I didn’t realize how much I don’t know until today.”

Is That a Word?

“Your miseducation has robbed you of knowledge.”

You Have to Read it or it’s Not Funny

“I love spellchecker sense it helps me spell write.”

We All Know Someone Like That

“Apparently, your filter that measures your silliness in relation to your inappropriateness is not working.”

Do You Ever?

“I wasn’t thinking clearly, but to be honest – I didn’t care.”

Nip it in the Bud

“Sometimes I think of myself as the Barney Fife of the grammar police.”

Spoken Like a Mathematician

“Once you go past obtuse, you’re acute.”

As Allan Sherman Said, That’s Good Advice

“Smile and have fun, cause there’s no reason not to.”