I Know What You’re Saying. I Think.

“I love it because it is what it is – because they have what they have, except when they add things like… well, you know.”

Then You Graduated and You Knew Everything

“For a while in college, I realized I didn’t know anything.”

You Got That Right, Mister

“As easy as… isn’t.”

Some Things are Just Inexplicable

“I shouldn’t have driven home from the bar last night, especially since I walked there.”

Stay Away from Hitchcock

“I don’t mind being analyzed, but not psychoed.”

Is That Supposed to be a Compliment?

“See, you’re not so dumb.”

Watch Those Hand Signals

“She’s not a defensive driver, she’s an offensive driver.”

What School Does He Go To?

“It’s more betterfied, as my son would say.”

It’s Good to be Decided

“I know what I like and I know I like it.”

Some of Us Don’t Know What a Scenario Is

“Some of us don’t do well controlling our scenarios.”