Whatever it Takes

“I’m accidentally smart.”

Those Questions May Grow Up to be Answers

“My job as a writer is not to answer questions. My job is to raise questions.”

Maybe It’s More Than Just the Mustache

” I like walking around making people nervous. Of course, with a mustache like this, I always make people nervous.”

That’s What We Call a Paradox

“I’m proud of my humility.”

I’m Not Touching That One

“Who is the guy who approves the ‘but’?”

As Long as You Do it With a Flair

“I do it wrong, but with finesse.”

At Least You’re Honest

“I’m just a little fake in some areas.”

Strike That. Reverse It.

“You hit the head on the nail.”

You’re Obsessed

“I’m not obsessed. If was obsessed I’d know where she lives. Oh wait! I do.”

Is That Why People Love Cafe Rio?

“Love makes a good queso, and Café Rio puts love in their queso.”