“I’d like to say something warm and gracious. Good gracious, it’s warm in here.”
What about Australia?
6 February, 2012
Reality TV Australia, humorous quotes, Top Chef Leave a comment
“If I could be 1/10 as smart as he is I could rule a small continent.”
I Respect Oddballs
1 February, 2012
Reality TV Beverly, Beverly Kim, Edward Lee, humor, humorous quotes, Top Chef Leave a comment
“I respect Beverly as a chef. I respect Beverly as a person. Is she an odd ball? Yea.”
What Will You Be at Midnight?
23 January, 2012
Friend humor, humorous quotes 1 Comment
“She makes me sad and angry. Sad because it’s 11:30, and angry because she’s still talking.”
Does That Make Me Shallow?
18 January, 2012
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“I hate purses that are deeper than I am.”
You’re a Good Actress
15 January, 2012
Friend actress, friends, humor, humorous quotes, husband, wife Leave a comment
“A good wife would go home to her husband, but a good actress would go out to eat with her friends.”
You Can Say That Again
14 January, 2012
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“She has good intentions, she just doesn’t know what to do with them.”
I Love Animals Too
13 January, 2012
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“I love kids just as much as the next guy – if the next guy were W.C. Fields.”
Jekyll & Hyde
12 January, 2012
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“When he becomes Hyde he has three main needs: sex, murder, and rewriting someone else’s songs.”