Sounds Like a Talk Show

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“I’m not good at small talk with strangers. I’m better at big talk with friends.”

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And I’m Weightless

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“In virtual reality I’m not on a diet.”

Good for You

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“I’m feeling moody… in a happy way.”

Ignoring

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“I’m lightheaded today, so please ignore everything I say because it’s probably irrational.”

A Little Anthropomorphism

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“I think my computer has narcolepsy; it’s always going to sleep.”

Analyze This

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“I go to Narcissists Anonymous, but I never get the chance to talk.”

Yes, it Is

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“Appearing less lame is always a good thing.”

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