“I’m going to be a nun for Halloween. Well, really I’m going to be a cross-dressing monk.”
lol
31 October, 2011
Coworker cross-dressing, Halloween, humor, humorous quotes, monk, nun Leave a comment
That’s the Spirit (Literally)
30 October, 2011
Friend healthy eating, humor, humorous quotes Leave a comment
“I’m going to eat healthy if it kills me.”
What Are You Saying About My Shoes?
29 October, 2011
Random be yourself, humor, humorous quotes, shoes Leave a comment
“You can’t say ‘If I were in their shoes,’ because you would still be you, just in better shoes.’
That’s What I Call a Real Friend
28 October, 2011
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“I wasn’t pretending I didn’t know you. I was too busy laughing at you to remember I did.”
I Thought You Thought You Knew Everything
27 October, 2011
Professor education, ego, humility, humor, humorous quotes, learning, pride, teaching Leave a comment
“I’m not going to ask you something I don’t know; my ego’s too big.”
Thanks for the Great Service; Here’s Twenty Bucks.
26 October, 2011
Friend humor, humorous quotes, notes, servers, service, tips, waitresses 2 Comments
“Waitresses like little notes and big tips.”
Huh?
25 October, 2011
Coworker humor, humorous quotes Leave a comment
“I’m tripping over my cognitive dissonance.”
The Way Some People Dress, I Would Agree
23 October, 2011
Friend fashion, humor, humorous quotes, vocabulary, wardrobe Leave a comment
“If verbiage is a person’s entire vocabulary and signage is an entire group of signs, then garbage must be a person’s whole wardrobe.”
Semantics
22 October, 2011
Random English Majors, grammar, punctuation Leave a comment
“I don’t end my sentences with prepositions, I end my sentences with punctuation.”