I’d Like to Know What You are at the Maximum

“I think that I’ve proven myself to be at the minimum an adorable person.”

Oh, That’s Your Name

“Hi, I’m Lovely.”

I Love Food Metaphors

“They had an opening course of utter confusion.”

I Wish Every Reality TV Personality Took that Mantra to Heart

“Don’t yell on TV.”

I Say There is No Life Without Food

“Food is my life, and I say there couldn’t be a better life.”

As Allan Sherman Said, That’s Good Advice

“Smile and have fun, cause there’s no reason not to.”

With That Reasoning I Should be Able to Play Chopin’s Étude Op. 10

“I’ve messed up enough rice in my lifetime to know how to make sticky rice.”

Don’t Try to Sell What You Won’t Eat

“Now comes the hard part. I gotta go sell this thing I’ve created, that I probably won’t eat, to Bob and Susie.”

Sometimes It’s Fun to Guess the Context, Isn’t It?

“Nothing against Pennsylvania, but I feel like I just got stabbed in the eye.”

Did You Crown Yourself?

“The fact that I’m the ‘dessert queen’ puts a lot of pressure on me.”