I’d Like to Know What You are at the Maximum

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“I think that I’ve proven myself to be at the minimum an adorable person.”

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Oh, That’s Your Name

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“Hi, I’m Lovely.”

I Love Food Metaphors

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“They had an opening course of utter confusion.”

I Wish Every Reality TV Personality Took that Mantra to Heart

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“Don’t yell on TV.”

I Say There is No Life Without Food

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“Food is my life, and I say there couldn’t be a better life.”

As Allan Sherman Said, That’s Good Advice

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“Smile and have fun, cause there’s no reason not to.”

With That Reasoning I Should be Able to Play Chopin’s √Čtude Op. 10

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“I’ve messed up enough rice in my lifetime to know how to make sticky rice.”

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