Kleenex is the Bandaid of Tissues

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“Google is the Kleenex of search engines.”

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Sounds Like a Talk Show

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“I’m not good at small talk with strangers. I’m better at big talk with friends.”

The Greatest Generation

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“I’m at an age where I don’t buy green bananas.”

Can You be More Specific?

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“I’ve been teaching between seven and 20 years.”

Grey is the New Blonde

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“Some people spend 600.00 for this hair color. I spent 60 years.”

And my Future is…

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“I wonder if palm readers read their own palms; or is that a conflict of interest?”

Is it There, Their, or They’re?

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“I hear misspellings.”

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