We Know Who’d Win That One

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“Don’t ever argue semantics with an English major.”

And There’s No Alcohol in Milk

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“I eat no meat and no dairy. I’m so glad there’s no dairy in beer.”

That’s Just the Game of Life

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“Life is like Chutes and Ladders, and buddy, I’m ready to kick you down a chute.”

Everyone is Entitled to My Own Opinion

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“Your opinion is just as good as everyone else’s, and just as wrong.”

Picky: adj. Fastdiously Selective

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“He’s not picky. There are just a lot of things he won’t eat.”

From a Full Bald Man

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“I love feeling comfortably full. That, and a clean shaven head are my two favorite feelings.”

‘Tis True, ‘Tis Pity. And Pity ‘Tis, ‘Tis True.

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“Shakespeare really knew what he was talking about.”

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