We’re Talking Dessert

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“I couldn’t help myself, so I helped myself.”

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That Explains It

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“I can’t explain to you how freaked I was except to say I was freaked.”

You Go Girl

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“Now some of you may ask, ‘what gives a musical theatre girl the audacity to think she can sing jazz?’ And I reply, ‘because I want to.'”

Don’t Try to Sell What You Won’t Eat

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“Now comes the hard part. I gotta go sell this thing I’ve created, that I probably won’t eat, to Bob and Susie.”

So Says a Father

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“This is when I say something critically important and no one listens. I feel like a mother.”

I Like You Because You Said “Between You and Me”

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“That’s the difference between you and me, and I like you better.”

It’s All About the Hair

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“I can’t believe he’s seeing her, who, by the way, needs a new hairdo.”

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