My Advice is Don’t be a Bridezilla

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“The advice I have for future Bridezillas is get some good gym shoes and run.”

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Is the Answer One or the Other?

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“Do you think I was born yesterday, or do I have the word ‘sucker’ written on my forehead?”

Why Her Marriage Won’t Work

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“Yes, I love you, but I love myself more.”

Every Man Wants to be Compared to Herbal Tea

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“Geoff is soothing. He’s like an herbal tea.”

My Parents and I Go Way Back Too

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“Rochelle’s my little sister; we go way back.”

Cinderella Didn’t Have a Car Either

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“Cinderella didn’t have a budget, so why should I?”

And I Say Stop Acting Like a Brat

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“My parents say, ‘you’re 18, stop acting like a baby,’ and I say, ‘well then, give me what I want.'”