And Everybody’s Happy

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“Whenever I’m in the kitchen, everyone leaves. They pray, and then we order in.”

What You See is What You Eat

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“The only sea food I know is – see the food, eat the food.”

It’s All in the Spelling (and Context)

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“Now it’s a game of catchup, and not the condiment.”

What You Can Learn on Worst Cooks in America

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“Fish don’t have eyelids.”

It’s Not What You’re Thinking

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“Every stay-at-home Mom needs a blow torch.”

That’s Why Corn Has Ears

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“I like talking to my food. I mean, how does it know what you want it to do if you don’t tell it.”

My Secret Ingredient is Cinnamon

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“I’m definitely going to have to whip out my secret ingredient, which is me.”

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