Every Child is a Genius – According to Their Parents

“If we could tell a child’s intelligence by when their teeth came in that would be… well, weird.”

I’m Off on Friday

“I’m off every day, but I lean to one side so no one notices.”

How’s Work?

“It’s the same in that it never stops changing.”

It’s Called Hat Hair

“Did you get a haircut, or is that what hats do?”