Just Keep Telling Yourself That

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“I was inconsistent, but I was doing it for consistency reasons.”

Good Thing You Don’t Lack Sarcasm

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“One thing lacking in me is room for growth.”

What was That?

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“You could be 500.00 richer, or 500.00 less poor.”

Could Only be Said by a Texan

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“Texas is like the rest of the country, only more so.”

I’d Better Move

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“Always live in a house that’s older than you are.”

Sage Advice

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“He who dies with the most toys better have a will.”

Ya Gotta Keep Up

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“I was listening slower than you were talking.”

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