That’s Love in Separate Time Zones

“You’re going to drunk call me from the future?”

You and Me Both, Sister

“I’ll bond with anyone who adores me.”

But How Will We Know if We Don’t Know?

“When we get to a state when we know what we don’t know, we’ll feel more comfortable.”

Spoken by an English Teacher

“I’m on vacation, I don’t have to talk good.”

That’s What They Teach You in School?

“An ascot is a mascot who’s making a fool of himself.”

What Do You Mean by Intelligent?

“I’ve been trying to sound more intelligent, but to no avail.”

Happy Christmas

“I’m getting psyched about Christmas – finally. And I’m waiting for the ultimate letdown – which is… Christmas.”

And We Tie Our Shoelaces

“Drew Barrymore and I have something in common – we wear shoes.”

Oh, Mamma Mia!

“Okay Sophie, here’s your choice.”

How Do You Really Feel About Her?

“She’s trying, but some days she’s just trying.”