That’s Love in Separate Time Zones

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“You’re going to drunk call me from the future?”


You and Me Both, Sister

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“I’ll bond with anyone who adores me.”

But How Will We Know if We Don’t Know?

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“When we get to a state when we know what we don’t know, we’ll feel more comfortable.”

Spoken by an English Teacher

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“I’m on vacation, I don’t have to talk good.”

That’s What They Teach You in School?

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“An ascot is a mascot who’s making a fool of himself.”

What Do You Mean by Intelligent?


“I’ve been trying to sound more intelligent, but to no avail.”

Happy Christmas

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“I’m getting psyched about Christmas – finally. And I’m waiting for the ultimate letdown – which is… Christmas.”

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