What Business Would You Call That?

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“I’m not in the blame business. I blame everybody.”

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Elizabethan Sausage Vendors Protest!

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“Shakespeare wasn’t doing work for the queen, he was writing for a bunch of people chewing on disgusting sausages and talking back to the stage. I don’t mean to retroactively trash the sausage vendors of Elizabethan England! I just destroyed their Yelp rating.”

I Can’t Help It

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“You’ve never stolen anything of mine, except my spotlight.”

That’s Correct (But Not Grammatically)

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“We be where we are.”

Some People Call it a Rut

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“I’m so in the groove, I can’t get out of it.”

Sucker

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“Opinions are for suckers; and that’s my opinion.”