Elizabethan Sausage Vendors Protest!

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“Shakespeare wasn’t doing work for the queen, he was writing for a bunch of people chewing on disgusting sausages and talking back to the stage. I don’t mean to retroactively trash the sausage vendors of Elizabethan England! I just destroyed their Yelp rating.”

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Shakespeare You Ain’t

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“Prithee, let me say ’tis a grand evening for frivolity upon the stage.”

Not Quite Shakespeare

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“Some are born silly, some achieve silliness, and others have silliness thrust upon them.”

‘Tis True, ‘Tis Pity. And Pity ‘Tis, ‘Tis True.

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“Shakespeare really knew what he was talking about.”