Will Charlie Brown Ever Grow Up?

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“When the Peanuts characters grow up, they’ll all talk like this: “Wah wah, wah wah wah.”

I Guess the Class Wasn’t Long Enough

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“My son took a guitar-making class, and now he has half of a guitar.”

I Always Wondered

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“A nerd is just intelligent, and a geek is a personality affront.”

She’s Either Egotistical or Very Profound

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“Every singer out there with songs on the radio is raising the next generation.”

I Wonder Who Taught Her That

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“She puts the D in D-Va.”

What’s Your Version?

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“I don’t have a version, but I have an aversion to your version.”

What’s My Other Choice?

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“So, what do you want to do, other than nothing?”

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