A Little Anthropomorphism

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“I think my computer has narcolepsy; it’s always going to sleep.”

Only if a Tree Falls in the Forest

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“If you make a joke and there’s no one around to hear it, is it really funny?”

Analyze This

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“I go to Narcissists Anonymous, but I never get the chance to talk.”

Don’t Turn Everything into an Acronym

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“It’s just a TLA: a three-letter acronym.”

Overheard at Disneyland

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“Enjoy the rest of yesterday’s tomorrow today.”

Yes, it Is

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“Appearing less lame is always a good thing.”

You Assume Correctly

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“I would assume they’re identical because they’re exactly the same.”

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