That Works Too

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“Desperate times call for different measures.”

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That’s Just Like You

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“Ah, you thought I was going to leave you alone. That’s cute.”

Details, Details!

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“Then I wanted to call my husband and tell him what happened but I didn’t because of what happened.”

Only if a Tree Falls in the Forest

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“If you make a joke and there’s no one around to hear it, is it really funny?”

There’s Gotta be a Pill for That?

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“I don’t think I’m contagious, except for my bad attitude.”

Perfect Job

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“This job would be so nice if we didn’t have to deal with anyone else.”

Nothing Like Specificity

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“We’ll do the thing with the dealy-bob, to be specific.”

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