Life – Seen Through the Eyes of a Child

“When I was little I thought a strip mall was a bad place, especially when I saw signs that said, ‘T-shirts: half off.'”

Take Two Days Off

“I’m going to have to go home. I have a bad case of Friday Afternoon.”

Enough About You, Let’s Talk About Me

– “You make me sound like a narcissist.”
– “If the mirror fits…”