Let’s Hear It

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“I have the foggiest idea.”

That Works Too

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“Desperate times call for different measures.”

That’s Just Like You

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“Ah, you thought I was going to leave you alone. That’s cute.”

Ignoring

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“I’m lightheaded today, so please ignore everything I say because it’s probably irrational.”

A Little Anthropomorphism

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“I think my computer has narcolepsy; it’s always going to sleep.”

Only if a Tree Falls in the Forest

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“If you make a joke and there’s no one around to hear it, is it really funny?”

Analyze This

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“I go to Narcissists Anonymous, but I never get the chance to talk.”

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