Overheard at Disneyland

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“Enjoy the rest of yesterday’s tomorrow today.”

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April Fools Jokes are Mean

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“One thing kids like is to be tricked.  For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse.  “Oh, no,” I said.  “Disneyland burned down.”  He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke.  I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.”

Category: Things You Hear at Disneyland

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“Do we have any single riders? And I’m not talking marital status.”

So Much For a Job at Disneyland

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“I think I’m a little tall for a Chipmunk.”

The Joys of a Long Day at Disneyland

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“When I take off my shoes my feet will still be in them.”

It Takes a Lot to Make it the Happiest Place in the World

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“Don’t mess with my magic morning.”