Overheard at Disneyland

“Enjoy the rest of yesterday’s tomorrow today.”

April Fools Jokes are Mean

“One thing kids like is to be tricked.  For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse.  “Oh, no,” I said.  “Disneyland burned down.”  He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke.  I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.”

Category: Things You Hear at Disneyland

“Do we have any single riders? And I’m not talking marital status.”

So Much For a Job at Disneyland

“I think I’m a little tall for a Chipmunk.”

The Joys of a Long Day at Disneyland

“When I take off my shoes my feet will still be in them.”

It Takes a Lot to Make it the Happiest Place in the World

“Don’t mess with my magic morning.”