Steve Jobs Would Be Glad to Hear That

“If I won 640 million dollars, I’d buy the new iPad.”

You Should Talk to Doctor Who

“Time travel’s always a little difficult.”

That’s How It Feels On a Stationary Bike

“At one point I felt like I wasn’t going anywhere, because literally, I wasn’t going anywhere.”

I Can Imagine It Is

“I can’t imagine what it’s like to live in your head, but it’s hard to live in mine.”

Just Ask Me

“I stand corrected, which is a very uncomfortable way to stand.”

My Secret Ingredient is Cinnamon

“I’m definitely going to have to whip out my secret ingredient, which is me.”

But It Was Paris

“He studied 20 years in Paris, and 20 years in vain.”

Those are Few and Far Between

“The kind of guy who wears white satin shoes, that’s the kind of friend I want.”

I Agree

“I’ll never win [the Nobel Peace Prize], but I believe it’s a very pleasant experience.”

Gotta Have One

“I’m my own friend.”