Define “Good”

“It’s a thought. It may not be a good one, but it’s a thought.”

Good Thing I Like You Too

“We’re planning on taking over the world, so it’s a good thing we like you.”

And Everybody’s Happy

“Whenever I’m in the kitchen, everyone leaves. They pray, and then we order in.”

It’s Nice When it Does Come Out

“Chivalry is not dead; it just hides really well sometimes.”

If Only That was All it Took

“Can we email them and tell them to stop being stupid?”