Bet You Didn’t Know Oreos Weren’t Cookies

“Was it an Oreo, or was it just a cookie?”

Maybe You Shouldn’t Be

“I am very secure in my intelligency.”

Here’s Hoping for a Delicious Conversation

“Food is a dialogue between you and the plate.”

Nothing Like a Little Courtesy

“Thanks for asking permission to exit the conversation.”

Make a Choice, Please

“I want to be very clear and more vague.”

Category: Things You Hear at Disneyland

“Do we have any single riders? And I’m not talking marital status.”

People Do Things

“You know what happens when you give people ideas.”

Try a New Technique

“I’m just begging it to cook, which usually isn’t a technique that works.”

Where Am I?

“I’m not lost; I’m just displaced.”

Good Time to Set the Dark Shadows Film

“The 70s were weird then, and they’re weird now.”