Kleenex is the Bandaid of Tissues

“Google is the Kleenex of search engines.”

Sounds Like a Talk Show

“I’m not good at small talk with strangers. I’m better at big talk with friends.”

I’m Sure Tennessee Thanks You

“If I go home today it will kill me, because I’m doing this for my family – the whole state of Tennessee – you guys.”

The Greatest Generation

“I’m at an age where I don’t buy green bananas.”

Can You be More Specific?

“I’ve been teaching between seven and 20 years.”

Grey is the New Blonde

“Some people spend 600.00 for this hair color. I spent 60 years.”

And my Future is…

“I wonder if palm readers read their own palms; or is that a conflict of interest?”

Is it There, Their, or They’re?

“I hear misspellings.”

And I’m Weightless

“In virtual reality I’m not on a diet.”

Good for You

“I’m feeling moody… in a happy way.”